Monthly Archives: November 2010

From The Archives: Anna Nicole Smith, Estate Advisor

Kicker Her Bucket February 8, 2007 Anna Nicole Smith, former Playboy centerfold, actress and retirement complex for 90 year-old penises, died last week at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida –a place where you’d never … Continue reading

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Ronald Howes, Inventor of the Easy-Bake Oven

Stuck On The Back Burner Feb 20, 2010 Ronald Howes, inventor of Kenner’s Easy-Bake oven, finally burst an artery last week after waiting three aggravating months for a 30-watt bulb to cook his brownie. Friends say the toy oven inventor … Continue reading

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James Griffin, Co-Founder of the Band Bread

Baby I’m-A Dead This week the music world received word that James Griffin, founding member of the soft-rock group Bread, is toast. In a statement released today to hopeful fans, Griffin’s manager said there was no truth to the rumor … Continue reading

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From The Archives: Bob Kane, Not Bob Crane

Kicked the Bucket November 3, 1998 Bob Kane, the man who invented Batman and ruined Adam West’s career, died at the age of 83 after witnesses reported seeing a strange green and yellow gas rise from beneath his covers. Doctors … Continue reading

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From The Archives: General William Westmoreland, Vietnam War General

Permanently Awol July 18, 2005 William Westmoreland, the controversial general who commanded this country’s military during the Vietnam War, is dead at the age of 91. In other words, he finally saw the light at the end of the tunnel. … Continue reading

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Jim Heselden, Owner of The Segway Company

The incident, as drawn by the ultra-talented Grey Alexander.   Jim Heselden, owner of the Segway Company, is no longer owner of the Segway Company. Little did he know when he bought the company last December, that he’d be buying … Continue reading

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Morrie Yohai, Inventor of the Cheez Doodle

Morrie Yohai, inventor of the Cheez Doodle, is now Cheez Deadle. Doctors say his heart gave out after hours of straining through a particularly difficult doodle. By the time paramedics found his body it was already caked with a delicious … Continue reading

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