Monthly Archives: December 2010

It’s Time To Bury Christmas

The Clutter Family on Facebook Help celebrate the War on Christmas with The Clutter Family, the only band specifically designed for dead grandmothers and people trapped in cubicles. Happy Hellidays!

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Glen Bell, Founder of Taco Bell

Glen Bell, founder of Taco Bell, has dropped his last chalupa. Apparently his heart, stuffed with a delicious blend of three cheeses, refused to pump another ounce of that zesty red sauce. Bell opened his first Taco Bell in 1962 … Continue reading

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From The Archives: Gerry Thomas, Inventor of the TV Dinner

Stick a Fork in Him, He Was Done July 18, 2005 Gerry Thomas, the man who perfected the concept of putting dangerous amounts of fat, sodium and MSG into aluminum trays and freezing them so a generation of children could … Continue reading

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