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Monthly Archives: October 2011
From The Archives: Joseph L. Owades Inventor of Light Beer
Joseph L. Owades, the biochemist whose recipe for light beer achieved the impossible feat of making crappy beer even crappier, is now more stale than a Herman Cain pick-up line. Fresh out of college, Owades got his first job researching … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, Beverages, Brewing, Herman Cain, Joseph Owades, light beer, Miller Brewing
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Elwood Perry, Fishing Lure Inventor
Elwood Perry, who in 1946 invented the Spoonplug fishing lure loved by millions of fishing enthusiasts, is now chum. The 90 year-old Perry reportedly died while testing his latest invention, the “toaster-oven lure.” On July 24, 1954 before dozens of … Continue reading
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Tagged Deliverance, Fish, Fishing lure, Outdoors, Perry, Recreation, Spoonplug
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Steve Jobs, “Dear Leader”
Steve Jobs, the computer pioneer who co-founded Apple and inspired people all over the world to think outside the box, is now stuck inside one. Sources say just moments before his death, the ailing Jobs turned beige and dragged himself into … Continue reading
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Tagged Apple, Chinese sweat shops, Macintosh, Pioneers, Pluto, Steve Jobs, Thomas Edison, Zune
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Arch West, Creator of Doritos
Arch West, who 50 years ago took a warehouse full of cornmeal, MSG, and pork excretions, and turned it into the world’s first edible Superfund site, is now covered with an orange, crusty-coating of crispy death. Doctors say dying was … Continue reading
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