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George H. W. Bush: Yale Cheerleader, Disappointed Father, Spook
“I will never apologize for the United States — I don’t care what the facts are.” George H. W. Bush, a man so dishonest and racist he even offended Roger Stone, is now spending the afterlife in a Bosch painting … Continue reading
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Tagged Dan Quayle, Ellen, George H. W. Bush, Iran Contra, Iraq War, obituary, Oliver North, war criminal
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He Never Met a War He Didn’t Like
John McCain, the man who came close to giving Sarah Palin the presidency with one defective beat of his freeze-dried heart, just left a big, steaming bag of dog crap on America’s doorstep in the form of Donald Trump and … Continue reading
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Tagged DJ Khaled, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Iraq War, John McCain, Keating Five, Lockheed Martin, maverick, Raytheon, Sarah Palin, Swift Boat, US Navy, Vietnam War
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Robert Hulseman, Inventor of the Red Solo Cup
Robert Hulseman, Inventor of the now ubiquitous red beverage holder, is dead after drinking a 16-once cup of trucker urine he thought was last night’s beer. He is survived by daughters Patricia and Margaret, who both happen to be D-cups. … Continue reading
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Tagged Catholic church, inventions, plastic cup, Red Solo Cup, Robert Hulseman, Toby Keith, traveler's lid
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Big Mac Inventor Michael Delligatti
BUY THE AMAZING BOOK: https://www.createspace.com/3721076 (Please note: the freakin’ book contains HUNDREDS of obits, but obviously not some of the most recent ones published in this blog.)
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Tagged Big Mac, Big Mac Inventor, diabetes, heart disease, McDonald's, Michael Delligatti, Ronald McDonald, special sauce, stroke
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Robert Ettinger, “the father of cryonics”
Robert Ettinger, the cryonics pioneer who advocated freezing the dead with the hope that medical technology would someday enable them to pay taxes again, is dead at the age of 92 after attempting to defrost an erection he had back … Continue reading
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Tagged Cryonics, Death, frozen head, hot dogs, immortal, Robert Ettinger
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Nancy Reagan, 40th President of the United States
Nancy Reagan, the controlling, pill-popping child-beating matriarch of a sick, fucked-up family who regularly stole Valium and diuretics from each other; and proud wife to a president who once declared ketchup a vegetable before ultimately becoming one, is now dead … Continue reading
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Tagged addiction, AIDS, First Lady, Nancy Reagan, Rock Hudson, Ronald Reagan, Tom Brokaw, valium
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