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Barbara Bush: A Nation Mourns And Eats Its Lunch

My fellow Americans: Major combat operations in Barbara Bush have ended. In the Battle of Life, time and a beef-heavy diet have prevailed. And now our coalition of Earth’s natural elements is engaged in securing and deconstructing her cell structure. … Continue reading

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Jim Heselden, Owner of The Segway Company

The incident, as drawn by the ultra-talented Grey Alexander.   Jim Heselden, owner of the Segway Company, is no longer owner of the Segway Company. Little did he know when he bought the company last December, that he’d be buying … Continue reading

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