Tag Archives: Chicken

S. Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A

Posted on September 24, 2014 by Jim Earl

S. Truett Cathy, the Southern entrepreneur who in one lifetime transformed a small, hometown business into a global symbol of homophobia and cancerous lab rats, is now undergoing death conversion therapy. Chick-fil-A announced Cathy’s demise but refused to disclose the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged buns, Chick-fil-A, Chicken, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwich, fast food, gay marriage, homophobia, meat glue, S. Truett Cathy, Southern Baptist, the South | Leave a comment

Donald J. Tyson, Chicken Choker

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Jim Earl

Donald J. Tyson, visionary leader of Tyson Foods and instigator of the worst chicken holocaust since Kevin Smith’s last barbeque, is now on his way to processing. The man who made eating chicken almost as safe as living under Chernobyl’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged animal holocaust, Arkansas, Chernobyl, Chicken, Donald J. Tyson, Jesus, obituary, processed foods, Sam Walton, Tyson Foods, University of Arkansas | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: Chicken

S. Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A

Donald J. Tyson, Chicken Choker

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