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S. Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A

S. Truett Cathy, the Southern entrepreneur who in one lifetime transformed a small, hometown business into a global symbol of homophobia and cancerous lab rats, is now undergoing death conversion therapy. Chick-fil-A announced Cathy’s demise but refused to disclose the … Continue reading

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Donald J. Tyson, Chicken Choker

Donald J. Tyson, visionary leader of Tyson Foods and instigator of the worst chicken holocaust since Kevin Smith’s last barbeque, is now on his way to processing. The man who made eating chicken almost as safe as living under Chernobyl’s … Continue reading

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