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From The Archives: Ruth Siems, Inventor of Stove Top Stuffing

Ruth Siems, the home economist who created Stove Top Stuffing and made it the most popular Thanksgiving leftover since vomit and domestic violence, died last week of a heart attack after “experimenting” with a vibrating turkey baster. Stove Top Stuffing … Continue reading

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From The Archives: Mike Yurosek, Inventor Of Baby Carrots

Mike Yurosek, the inventor of those peeled “baby” carrots used around the world by heroin addicts trying to kick the habit, died last week after chomping down on his own niblet. It was in 1986 when Yurosek first perfected a … Continue reading

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