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Barbara Bush: A Nation Mourns And Eats Its Lunch

My fellow Americans: Major combat operations in Barbara Bush have ended. In the Battle of Life, time and a beef-heavy diet have prevailed. And now our coalition of Earth’s natural elements is engaged in securing and deconstructing her cell structure. … Continue reading

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Future Obit – Dick Cheney: Avid Hunter, Fitness Freak, Monster

Richard Bruce “Dick” Cheney, the only human capable of using another person’s heart without caring who it previously belonged to, has finally died after years of being dead. The former Philip Morris spokesmodel, who only recently called the Senate report … Continue reading

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