Tag Archives: John McCain

He Never Met a War He Didn’t Like

John McCain, the man who came close to giving Sarah Palin the presidency with one defective beat of his freeze-dried heart, just left a big, steaming bag of dog crap on America’s doorstep in the form of Donald Trump and … Continue reading

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From The Archives: Betty James, Named The Slinky

Betty James, the woman responsible for naming the Slinky, is dead after tumbling down a flight of stairs into a heating grate. Apparently her momentum caused her body to bounce end-over-end from one step to the next -much to the … Continue reading

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