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Nancy Reagan, 40th President of the United States

Nancy Reagan, the controlling, pill-popping child-beating matriarch of a sick, fucked-up family who regularly stole Valium and diuretics from each other; and proud wife to a president who once declared ketchup a vegetable before ultimately becoming one, is now dead … Continue reading

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From The Archives: Daniel Ruge, President Reagan’s White House Physician

Daniel Ruge, the man chosen to be Ronald Reagan’s White House physician during his first term as president, has died from a ruptured gipper. Early in his career, Ruge practiced medicine with First Lady Nancy Reagan’s stepfather, who taught him … Continue reading

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Samuel T. Cohen, Inventor of The Neutron Bomb

Samuel T. Cohen, inventor of the neutron bomb, was found dead in his home after straining for days on what he tragically dubbed “my clam sausage ordnance.” Paramedics were shocked to find his internal organs had completely disintegrated, leaving the … Continue reading

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